"You're going to have to throw up a lot more than that, if you think you're staying home from school tomorrow."
That's all. Just illustrating why, as a general rule, things I say to my kids should not be shared out of context.
In my defense, I checked for fever first. And cabbage was involved.
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The visual of the cabbage is the only place this went wrong for me.
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Your grandchildren are going to hear the exact same thing.
ReplyDeleteMissed this one earlier, but had to laugh because I responded to "My stomach feels oozy" this morning with "Get your boots on NOW. You need to leave for the bus stop in 2 minutes."
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